The wife loves paper. Give her some paper and she'll build castles.
She was recently thinking about how to decorate for Halloween on a low budget when it occurred to her that the two peas owned construction paper, glue, and scissors. And that got her reminiscing about elementary school craft hour. So, with some orange and green construction paper, and a few short pieces of pipe cleaner, she decided to make a family of pumpkins as a table display.
They are fun and easy to make.
For the tall lantern-looking pumpkins, fold a piece of paper in half and cut strips into it every inch or so, without cutting all of the way through the paper. Unfold it, and glue the ends perpendicular to the fold together.
For the small round pumpkins, start with strips of orange paper. Glue them together at the middle of each strip and lying perpendicular and all different directions from one another. After 15 minutes, glue the ends of each strip together. They make a sphere. Take a smaller strip, glue it's ends together, and glue it to the bottom as a stand.
With how simple these are to make, and the wife's obsession with paper, the two peas might have a paper pumpkin epidemic on their hands very soon....